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Wednesday, March 3, 2004

�Qui�n?

Listening to the radio on the way home this evening, I heard that George Bush is going to start airing ads tomorrow, including one in Spanish where he speaks briefly in the language.

So I wondered, what would George Bush sound like in Spanish?

(Everything goes blurry at this point....)

¿Quién es más guapo, Juán o Jórge?

Jórge Bush (izquierda) y Juán Kerry (derecho)

Juán es más guapo que Jórge. Jórge es más feo que Juán. Jórge parece un chimpancé.

¿Quién es más macho, Juán or Jórge? ¿Quién tiene más huevos?

Juán fue a Vietnam.

John Kerry receives a medal for his service in Vietnam

Jórge fue a Alabama.

George Bush goes AWOL from defending Texas and runs to Alabama

Juán es más macho que Jórge. Juán tiene más huevos que Jórge.

No voto para Jórge.

Posted at 8:40 PM

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Si!

(Heh!)

Posted by Shelley at 9:24 PM, March 3, 2004 [Link]

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