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What’s better, bad sex or bad soccer?

In important soccer news today, Montserrat successfully held off a challenge by Bhutan to retain their ranking as the worst soccer team in the world. Meanwhile, Ronaldo says that winning the World Cup is better than sex, making the point that he would be having sex in just a few moments, but the World Cup only comes every four years. I wonder how the Montserrat players feel about sex vis-a-vis their accomplishment.

Posted at 2:31 PM