Wit and Wisdumb
While my brother and sister are taken with the Geek Quiz on Thudfactor, I’m more partial to the archive of the wisdom of now-former Representative James Trafficant (D-Mars). Take, for example, this pressing issue addressed in the most urgent of tones by the esteemed gentleman from Ohio:
News reports say after a game-winning goal at a soccer match in Spain, a player celebrated his teammate who scored by biting him on the genitals.
Beam me up.
Now I have heard of high fives, back slaps, butt slaps, but this takes the family jewels.
I know he was a creep, a convicted felon, a traitor to his party, and had the worst rug in the world, but isn’t there someone out there who can replace him? The House (and C-SPAN) just isn’t the same without him and B-1 Bob Dornan. I can see I’m going to have a lot of fun mining this particular resource.
Thank you, John Williams.
Posted at 11:33 PM