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Thursday, August 8, 2002

Wit and Wisdumb

While my brother and sister are taken with the Geek Quiz on Thudfactor, I’m more partial to the archive of the wisdom of now-former Representative James Trafficant (D-Mars). Take, for example, this pressing issue addressed in the most urgent of tones by the esteemed gentleman from Ohio:

News reports say after a game-winning goal at a soccer match in Spain, a player celebrated his teammate who scored by biting him on the genitals.

Beam me up.

Now I have heard of high fives, back slaps, butt slaps, but this takes the family jewels.

I know he was a creep, a convicted felon, a traitor to his party, and had the worst rug in the world, but isn’t there someone out there who can replace him? The House (and C-SPAN) just isn’t the same without him and B-1 Bob Dornan. I can see I’m going to have a lot of fun mining this particular resource.

Thank you, John Williams.

Posted at 11:33 PM

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