No slur intended on Perth
There’s Philadelphia cheesesteaks, one of the finest foods known to mankind. There’s Camden cheesesteaks, which aspire to be Philadelphia but just don’t quite make it and never will. And then there’s Perth cheesesteaks. The actual antipodes of Philadelphia is somewhere in the Indian Ocean, but I figure that Perth, Australia, is about as far from Philadelphia as you can get on planet Earth and be on dry land. And there’s just no way that cheesesteaks made by McDonalds’ could be anything but Perth cheesesteaks. It gives the word "travesty" a bad name. The word "appalling" gave up and went home because he couldn’t compete. (Found thanks to Pop Culture Junk Mail.)
Posted at 12:52 PM